1. An exchange between President Bush and President Roh of South Korea was described as “light but testy”. Sounds like they’re describing a dish at the Olive Garden. At one point, Roh asked Bush if he “could be a little bit clearer”. Is he aware of who he’s talking to? Asking Bush to be clearer is like taunting the school’s star wrestler for being dyslexic. Bush immediately launched a full-scale noogie-attack on South Korea.
2. Yesterday, an Australian comedy show made it all the way to Bush’s hotel by just putting Canadian flags on their cars. They only turned back when they got nervous over how deep into the security zone they were getting. Wow, I guess no one takes Canada seriously.
3. Yesterday, the pope paid silent tribute to victims of the Holocaust, which was pretty appropriate considering how silent the Vatican was during the Holocaust.
4. During a speech at the Sydney Opera House, President Bush was asked whether he was really serious about climate change, Bush replied: “Nooooooooooooooo. Noooooooooooooo.”
5. Researchers are claiming that people with back problems should return to work even if they are not 100% well yet, since the self-esteem of work can help them get better faster. We here at @@@ firmly believe in this, which is why Jeff Thorne, one of our set assistants has returned to work today. Can we get a shot of him? (Show a person with his body completely encased in metal or cast, almost like the Tin Man, with a clipboard and walkie-talkie stuck to his chest.)
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