1. The journal “Nature Medicine” recently announced a new schizophrenia drug. Out of 200 patients tested, they got positive results from 346.
2. Central America is currently dealing with the onslaught of Felix the Cat… egory Five hurricane.
3. [photo] NATO forces in Afghanistan have discovered that the Taliban is using Chinese-made weapons. How easy is it to get Chinese-made weapons? Well, I went to Chinatown here in New York and was easily able to buy these illegal surface-to-air missiles. (Show bottle rockets.)
4. In China, a new gallery has opened that displays government officials involved in scandals. A similar gallery has gone up in the United States on the internet. Just go to this web address: www.whitehouse.gov.
5. Brad Pitt was hugged by a crazed fan yesterday at the Venice Film Festival. However, it was later discovered that the fan was actually a 33-year-old Moroccan woman hoping to get a green card by being adopted by him.
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