1. Catholicism is becoming increasingly popular in China, because the country’s one-child-per-family laws have made it difficult for pedophiles to find children through traditional means.
2. China has issued new rules for reality shows. The most difficult one is that all contestants must be ‘mature’, since this immediately disqualifies anyone even applying to be on a reality show.
3. Tasmania is gripped by fear over a fox invasion, but Rupert Murdoch says he won’t change anything.
4. British officials were very worried after discovering a cow with “bluetongue” disease. However, it was later learned that the cow had just been eating a lot of Slurpees.
5. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will speak at Columbia University today. He was also going to speak at the State University of New York, but cancelled when he learned that it’s known by its acronym -- SUNY.
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