1. Scientists have found evidence of prehistoric mass cannibalism at a site in Germany. Is it surprising that this was in Germany? I can show you sites of mass cannibalism in Germany from last week.
2. Google is going to personalize internet searches based on what people searched for in the past. So good luck ever again finding websites about the birth of sextuplets.
3. The White House announced that most of the bank bailout will be repaid, lowering next year’s deficit to $1.3 trillion instead of $1.5 trillion. Whew! Now they can afford some of those little ID-checking machines that bar bouncers use.
4. A man in Florida charged with murder has covered up a swastika tattoo with makeup, because the judge thinks it might prejudice the jury. But I don’t think the makeup is going to help him with a Florida jury (sorry, very localized joke).
5. The White House admitted there have been no credible accounts of Osama bin Laden’s whereabouts for years. Some believe he may have gone underground because of a continuing affair with Tiger Woods.
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