1. After the Tiger Woods affairs, there have been lots of advice articles about “Could your marriage handle an affair?” And countless wives are thinking: “If I had millions of dollars coming to me, hell yes!” Swiss watch maker Tag Heuer said it will drop Tiger Woods as a sponsor. But wouldn’t he be the perfect spokesman for needing good timekeeping on a tight schedule? Also, Woods’s caddy said he will never caddy for anyone else. Which is kind of ironic, considering.
2. A new study shows the average person drinks more than he thinks. For example, the average person consumes 1.8 drinks per hour but has only 1.4 thoughts.
3. Hugh Grant said about his co-star Sara Jessica Parker: “I’ve never seen anyone eat like that. You can put anything in front of her and it’s gone in four seconds.” Yes, that’s what starving people do.
4. The Chinese government wants to meter all internet traffic that crosses its borders, and some people think it has a “hidden agenda”. No, I think it’s just an “agenda”. There’s nothing very hidden about it.
5. Pepsi has decided to not buy ads during the Super Bowl, because its new campaign focuses on community service. Because there’s nothing that says community service like nutritionless sugar water. And Pepsi could still do that in a Super Bowl commercial. Every time people swear, it could pay to have a little Pepsi can over their mouths.
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