Scientists have now found hard evidence (sorry) that the G spot exists. They found an area of thicker tissue in the vaginas of women reporting G spot orgasms. However, this might just be a callus from having so much more sex. One news article said (true) that “the thicker tissue might actually be part of the clitoris - another extremely sensitive area”. Really? The clitoris is extremely sensitive? I’m sure your wife will be glad that you’ve discovered that. Slate magazine actually headlined their article: “Fire in the Hole”.
In Tennessee, lawmakers are trying to ban discussion of homosexuality in schools. Its ancient art program was immediately cancelled. In related news, they’ve also fired all their drama teachers.
Women in Ghana are taking vitamin B12 to increase the size of their asses. However, Dr. Victoria Drake, a professor at Oregon State University, says the only problem that vitamin B12 is known to treat… is a deficiency in vitamin B12. Ghanaian sellers brag that their bottles read: “Made in China”. You know a country has dodgy health standards when “Made in China” is a sign of safety.
A 70-year-old woman in England attempted to hold up a post office with a knife. Later, it was revealed that when she first got in line to rob it, she was only 42.
A new video game controller gives an on-screen character the same facial expressions as the person with the controller. It’s apparently already being used by Hillary Clinton’s handlers.
In honor of Barack Obama’s father being from Kenya, a brand of beer there has been named after Obama. It’s served in jugs, which they emphasize is not because of the shape of his ears. You know, a bar near my house renamed the “kamikaze” the “Bill Clinton” after the way he’s been flying his reputation into his wife’s campaign.
A new commercial for an underwater car shows a couple in formal evening wear driving right into the water. Kind of like a really unaware James Bond. The car can reach a top speed of 77 mph on land, but only 1.8 mph underwater. Which is still faster than commuting during rush hour.
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