1. An arm-wrestling arcade game in Japan is being recalled after breaking players’ arms. A spokesman for the game said “even women should be able to beat it.” Wow. “Did I say it broke my arm? Actually, I just rebroke it, since it was still healing from shark wrestling.’
2. It was later learned that the arm-wrestling game was actually developed as a discipline machine by Chinese toy companies. “You will add the lead paint, or you will face the arm wrestling machine!”
3. Iran released a woman accused of spying for the U.S. when it realized there was no way the Bush Administration would waste time actually using spies. They already know what they’re going to do.
4. An organized crime group has invaded the Monster.com website, but it turned out to just be a recruitment drive. They hired over 100 Nigerians.
5. Astronomers have found a dead star orbiting near Earth, but they have no idea how Anna Nicole Smith got out there. They discovered her from the reflections off her breasts.
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