1. During a plane hijacking in Turkey, when the hijackers opened the door to let out women and children, all the men ran out too. So that’s a tip if an airline has you stuck on the runway for seven hours. Just get them to open the door…
2. 600 people have posed naked on a melting glacier for an artistic photo. Unfortunately, since he used some hot supermodels, the glacier is now melting even faster.
3. White House spokesman Tony Snow is resigning for “financial reasons”. Apparently inventing fake news pays less than reporting it.
4. And “financial reasons”? Isn’t that a breath of honesty? Isn’t that why EVERYONE leaves politics? To cash in?
5. Two friends of Michael Vick who were charged with dog fighting have pleaded guilty. So they find dogs and dog fighting gear on his property, and everyone around him is pleading guilty, but he had nothing to do with it. Is Michael Vick working for the White House?
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