1. King Tut’s face has now been revealed publicly. Egypt’s antiquities chief reportedly said: “The golden boy has magic and mystery and therefore every person all over the world will see what Egypt is doing to preserve the golden boy, and all of them I am sure will come to see the golden boy.” There is supposedly a curse on people involved with Tut, which forces people to keep referring to him as ’the golden boy’.
2. The sheriff of Fargo rounded up people with warrants by holding a party where he said Ozzy Osbourne would show up. Osbourne was upset by the unauthorized use of his name, but mostly because most of the arrested were him and his road crew.
3. A new international poll shows that most people say they are ready to make personal sacrifices to stop global warming. The same percentage said they were going to lose a few pounds before summer. And they also believe in faeries.
4. Almost five million Totino’s and Jeno’s frozen pizzas are being recalled because the pepperoni may have E. coli. The recall was slowed down when people had to be informed that ‘E. coli’ was not the name of an Italian chef.
5. As many as half a million homes have been damaged or destroyed by floods in Mexico, but fortunately, the floods aren’t in Cancun, so your vacation plans are still okay!
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