1. People speaking neither French nor English as their native language now make up 20% of Canada’s population, giving them even more ways to say the word “boring”.
2. In Thailand, the king is celebrating his 80th birthday. His health has often been questioned, but since his family is clearly related to the Munsters, death will not be an obstacle.
3. Despite a UN report that says Iran is not making nuclear weapons right now, President Bush maintains that they are a threat, simply because they maintain a large supply of radioactive material and have threatened to wipe Israel off the face of the planet. Pshaw!
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